flameonoodles:

what if i summoned hot guys like prince sanjay did on suite life of zack and cody

YOU MAY APPROACH ME

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(via infinit1)

The awkward moment when you’re licking your lips because they’re dry but someone takes it the wrong way

(Source: andrewbreitel, via zaballah)

when my coach gives me a work out and then leaves

Do us all a favor and see what it smells like underwater.

mom: why is there a hispanic man scaling our balcony with a tool belt on
me: i am juliet
me: and he is my romeo
mom:
me: no, i'm just kidding please call the cops

simpledisneythings:

Kuzco is my favorite Disney Princess.

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toocooltobehipster:

edgur:

k1mkardashian:

lmaooo “i totally just farted”

that’s america for you

It’s Canadian Idol ^